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Katt Williams Gang banging at Breakfast!

By Felicia Clark

So guess who is gang banging at breakfast now? On Friday, September 14th, to be exact, Emmy award winning comedian Katt Williams appeared on the Frank and Wanda in the Morning show, along with fellow comedian Red Grant to promote his upcoming Comedy Special in the ATL.

After Frank interviewed the ever so pleasant Red about his life and comedy, he turned his questions to Katt, asking him, “What makes a great special sir? Cus' no one makes them like you.” Katt responds by saying, “It speaks to quantity...I had more specials than any comedian breathing or dead...7 more than Richard Pryor, 6 more than Martin Lawrence…” Frank interjects, “Are you serious? Are you serious, Katt?” Katt is carries on, “...6 more than Chris Rock, and 5 more than Dave Chappelle.” Again, Frank is asked again, “Are you serious?” Katt simply states, “Those are just facts.” What an interesting kickoff, don’t you think? Pass the bacon, please.

From there, Katt went on to discuss how he didn’t receive funding nor had Caucasian partners. Another party cannot sell or market his property without his permission. After a stand up performance, everything is packed up and carried away. In his words, “Locked, stocked and barrell.” He talked about how Netflix offered him a 2 million dollar deal on the exact same day that Monique was boycotting them due to a deal that was less appealing. Katt explained that Netflix would base their deals according to the amount of ticket sales. Obviously Monique’s was significantly less. 300,000 is not bad. But it for damn sure ain’t 2 million tickets; which is what Katt sold. So, yes it makes sense that they would offer Katt more, but the next comment…”It’s not personal. You can take your ass to work for free and get your numbers up…” Damn, Katt. Eggs?

Then he goes in on Tiffany Haddish… stating that the only reason why she’s successful is because she admitted to liking white men. And that Lil Rel, Kevin Hart, and Jerrod Carmichael are successful due to them not being threats...they’re not very attractive. Saying with pure nastiness, these guys wouldn’t get approached at Lennox mall. Ouch!!!

Meanwhile, Katt who seemed to be pleased with himself proceeded to find a new person to bully. Once Wanda showed support for Tiffany Haddish, Katt found his next “victim”. He proceeded to talk about her weight, “Where you get your clothes from? The black Lane Bryant?” Her supposed high cholesterol level was up for grabs when she asked him to calm down. His response? “You can’t even calm down your cholesterol level, how do you expect to calm me down?” Even her cute little wig was attacked as he hinted that her hair and her wig were probably attached to each other. Further indicating that between his hair and hers, his was the only one that moved when he moved. RARRR little tiger!  Meanwhile, her sidekick Frank just laughed and laughed. His lack of candor made me want to throw a biscuit at his ass. I mean, what’s up with that?

Wow Katt. Why the hostility? Yes, you are a successful, brilliant man. The facts are there. But, there is room for all of us to eat breakfast. So put your guns away and stop gangbanging at the breakfast table. Coffee anyone?


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