By Laura Miller
All of the sane people in the world are scratching their heads trying to figure out why Donald Trump is ahead of all of the other Republican Presidential candidates in the polls. Here is the thing my good people, you all know you have an associate/friend, that's probably well off, that has a considerable amount of social disorders, AND diarrhea of the mouth? When they're out with you they're always good for a laugh, and they PAY FOR EVERYTHING. Yes, this is Donald Trump. Captain Delusion, Senor Jerkface (Notice the Spanish there..) The guy you love to hate, but for Republicans, this seems to be the guy they want. Why? Because he's not a liar, he is a straight shooter and he's a millionaire (maybe billion, who cares). So of course this should be enough to run a country right? He doesn't believe in Planned Parenthood; he calls it an "abortion factory" , he wants to build a "giant" wall to stop illegal immigration (Kinda sounds like BERLIN to me but.. okay sure, and he SHAMES EVERYONE. (Fat shames, women shames, politician shames, shame shame shame).
Here are some tweets I dug up so you can see how our favorite idiot gets down.